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Uncle Dragon Says 7/31/2016
6. Uncle Dragon Says: The man who leaves the toilet seat
up tends to go deaf from the one screaming at him who fell
in.
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Quantic mechanics 12/16/2010
Do you know why quantic mechanics do not fuck?
Because if they find the position, they do not find the moment;
and if they find the moment, they do not find the position.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
0 Votes
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the guy walker 1/7/2010
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on
the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender
for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.
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The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three
ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
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He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
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0 Comments, 359 Views,
33 Votes
,3.97 Score
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No Joke! 1/7/2010
Jokes are for , thought youd all grow out of it by now,
how sad 4 u
7 Comments, 106 Views,
6 Votes
,0.23 Score
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The construction site 1/7/2010
A couple of workman are working on a 110 story skyscraper
when the first workman says :damn, I gotta piss and the just
took the porta potty down the elevator to be emptied."
the second workman says "I have a solution for you.
You stand on this board and piss. we'll push the board
out, you piss, and by the time the piss gets down to ground
level it will be just a fine mist. No one will be the ...
0 Comments, 101 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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Stress Relief 7/30/2007
Are you stressed out? Try reading this...
Stress Reliever # 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
other problems ...
0 Comments, 119 Views,
8 Votes
,4.17 Score
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The traveller and the barn 6/14/2007
A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil
be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only
farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The
traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place
to sleep for the night Can you help me?"
0 Comments, 185 Views,
3 Votes
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favorite fruit or vegetable 10/24/2006
Three gay travelers found their car broken down in a very
rural area and approched the farmers house looking for
a phone to call for help. They called for help but the mechanic
could not get to them until the next day, The farmer offered
for them to stay the night and have a good supper and then
the could sleep there the night. As there was no other place
they could go they decided to stay. ...
1 Comments, 385 Views,
33 Votes
,3.15 Score
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Baby Jokes 10/24/2006
Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
...So you can watch it's expression.
What is pink and bubbles, and scratches at the window?
...A baby in the microwave.
How do you make a baby cry twice?
...Rub the blood of your penis onto his teddy bear.
3 Comments, 174 Views,
22 Votes
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couple 10/24/2006
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The
big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for
twenty dollars."
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Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
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Wife : "Those they gave away."
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Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning
off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars,
and the little tight ones went ...
1 Comments, 235 Views,
23 Votes
,4.88 Score
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