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1nasty4u 67 M
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have you seen this man   5/5/2011

there was a toung man from bojas.who's balls were made out of brass. when he clanked them togeather they played stormy weather and lightning shot out or his ass.


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zule 45 M
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firemen   4/9/2010

In the middle of a terrible fire, the lead fireman discovers two of his men have disappeared. He looks for them worried and he does not find them anywhere. Suddenly, he realizes one of the trucks is rhythmically moving. Open the door and discover to his two men, one over another, fucking. Ashamed he says: -But, what are you doing? -My partner had asphyxia problems. -And why do not you do him the ...


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zule 45 M
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Quantic mechanics   4/8/2010

Do you know why quantic mechanics do not fuck?

Because if they find the position, they do not find the moment; and if they find the moment, they do not find the position.


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2louinkw 63 M
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The construction site   7/2/2007

A couple of workman are working on a 110 story skyscraper when the first workman says :damn, I gotta piss and the just took the porta potty down the elevator to be emptied." the second workman says "I have a solution for you. You stand on this board and piss. we'll push the board out, you piss, and by the time the piss gets down to ground level it will be just a fine mist. No one will be the ...


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myerwin 31 M
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the guy walker   8/27/2005

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. <br> The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. <br> He asks the first duck, "What's your name?" <br> ...


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myerwin 31 M
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HAHAHAHAHA!   8/27/2005

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: <br> Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. <br> COST $5 <br> So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the ...


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myerwin 31 M
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bar jokes   8/27/2005

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how their conversation went. Guy 1: Yah..I'm originally from Dublin, Ireland Guy 2: REally?! Me too! Guy 1: I went to O'Malley Highschool. Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate? Guy 1: 1988! guy 2: Same here! <br> A guy sitting next to them was amazed how ...


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myerwin 31 M
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April fools joke   8/27/2005

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. <br> A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. <br> The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? ...


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myerwin 31 M
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animal jokes   8/27/2005

These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called 911. When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the line and said ok he's dead for sure.


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myerwin 31 M
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Jokes for life   8/27/2005

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Dutch joke about Belgians: Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Belgium? <br> A: God couldn't find three wise men in Belgium. <br> (source: a colleague's friend in Holland) <br> A pair of Missouri jokes about Arkansas: <br> Q: What's considered foreplay in Arkansas? ...


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nineinchnailme6 35 M
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Baby Jokes   8/26/2005

Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender? ...So you can watch it's expression. What is pink and bubbles, and scratches at the window?
...A baby in the microwave. How do you make a baby cry twice? ...Rub the blood of your penis onto his teddy bear.


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nineinchnailme6 35 M
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Gay Joke 3   7/3/2005

What do car mechanics and gay men have in commom? They both give great 'rim' jobs.


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nineinchnailme6 35 M
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Gay Joke 2   7/3/2005

What is the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? <br> <br> When you take your meat out of the freezer it doesn't fart.


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nineinchnailme6 35 M
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Gay Joke   7/3/2005

One of my straight friends told me this joke the other day...I knew it was tasteless but nevertheless it made me laugh: <br> What did one gay guy say to the other gay guy in the gay bar? <br> <br> "Can I push your stool in?"


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