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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
15. Uncle Dragon Says: The Pig says moo.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
14. Uncle dragon Says: If the plot thickens, make more
room.
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1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
13. Uncle Dragon Says: The horse says moo.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
12. Uncles Dragon Says: If her milkshake brings all the
boys to the yard, then she should get out of the yard. The
old people get upset if you are on their lawn.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/27/2016
11. Uncle Dragon Says: The cow says moo.
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1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
10. Uncle Dragon Says: When you figure it out, you will be
the first to know.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
9. Uncle Dragon Says: Men who wear their pants below their
ass crack is really cheeky.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
9. Uncle Dragon Says: Men who wear their pants below their
ass crack is really cheeky.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
8. Uncle Dragon Says: He who thinks their shit doesn't
stink must never have gone to the bathroom.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
7. Uncle Dragon Says: He who walks around with their nose
in the air tends to get bird shit in their eye!
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/17/2016
6. Uncle Dragon Says: The man who leaves the toilet seat
up tends to go deaf from the one screaming at him who fell
in.
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/16/2016
245. Uncle Dragon Says: If you change your mind, let us know.
We want to help you pick out a good one this time.
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1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/16/2016
266. Uncle Dragon Says: If you are on a roll, we are pretty
sure the bread is flat. You can get off of it now.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
5. Uncle Dragon Says: If you fart silently and the blame
gets placed elsewhere, then you are a master at germ wardfare.
0 Comments, 8 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
4. Uncle Dragon Says: When it rains, it pours. If you are
standing outside when this happens, you get plenty wet.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
3. Uncle Dragon Says: A man who farts silently at a urinal
with other men are around is a nasty ass individual.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
2. Uncle Dragon Says: The one who irritates the one with
the knife tends to get slapped.
0 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
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Uncle Dragon Says 6/15/2016
1. Uncle Dragon Says: He who plays with fire usually has
to do the dishes.
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1 Votes
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have you seen this man 5/5/2011
there was a toung man from bojas.who's
balls were made out of brass. when he clanked them togeather
they played stormy weather and lightning shot out or his
ass.
0 Comments, 13 Views,
3 Votes
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firemen 4/9/2010
In the middle of a terrible fire, the lead fireman discovers
two of his men have disappeared. He looks for them worried
and he does not find them anywhere. Suddenly, he realizes
one of the trucks is rhythmically moving. Open the door
and discover to his two men, one over another, fucking.
Ashamed he says: -But, what are you doing? -My partner had asphyxia problems. -And why do not you do him the ...
0 Comments, 33 Views,
3 Votes
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Quantic mechanics 4/8/2010
Do you know why quantic mechanics do not fuck?
Because if they find the position, they do not find the moment;
and if they find the moment, they do not find the position.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
0 Votes
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OOPS 1/16/2008
There was once a guy named adair who was gunning his wife
in a chair on the forty ninth stroke the furniture broke
and his gun went off in the airfuzdaddy39401...
1 Comments, 48 Views,
4 Votes
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The construction site 7/2/2007
A couple of workman are working on a 110 story skyscraper
when the first workman says :damn, I gotta piss and the just
took the porta potty down the elevator to be emptied."
the second workman says "I have a solution for you.
You stand on this board and piss. we'll push the board
out, you piss, and by the time the piss gets down to ground
level it will be just a fine mist. No one will be the ...
2 Comments, 100 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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No Joke! 10/25/2006
Jokes are for kids, thought youd all grow out of it by now,
how sad 4 u
9 Comments, 106 Views,
6 Votes
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Ministers Sermon for Sunday 7/14/2006
this minister told his partner, he woudl be giving his speach
on Sunday on Jet skiing, the water sport.. so the partner
said hmmm. I may not attend , and didn't .
something compeled to have the minister speak about sex,
and the service brought the house down. but the partnier
didnt' attend.
the ministers love met someone of that congeration in the
grocery. and said. " you ...
0 Comments, 140 Views,
6 Votes
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Closing Cycles 3/7/2006
Closing Cycles by Paolo Coelho
One always has to know when a stage comes to an end.
If we insist on staying longer than the necessary time,
we lose the happiness and the meaning of the other stages
we have to go through. Closing cycles, shutting doors,
ending chapters - whatever name we give it, what matters
is to leave in the past the moments of life that have finished.
...
0 Comments, 67 Views,
4 Votes
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Stress Relief 3/7/2006
Are you stressed out? Try reading this...
Stress Reliever # 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
other problems ...
2 Comments, 119 Views,
8 Votes
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door bell 2/17/2006
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
<br>
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't
beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
<br>
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone
perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi,
I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and
no legs so I won't run away."
...
0 Comments, 173 Views,
16 Votes
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couple 2/17/2006
Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The
big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for
twenty dollars."
<br>
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
<br>
Wife : "Those they gave away."
<br>
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning
off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars,
and the little tight ones went ...
6 Comments, 235 Views,
23 Votes
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construction worker.. 2/17/2006
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed
a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor
and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker
on the 5th floor tries sign language.
<br>
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to
his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand
back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground
floor nods his ...
0 Comments, 161 Views,
15 Votes
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Reasons to stay at work all night 2/17/2006
1. Act out your version of a company takeover.
<br>
2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum".
<br>
3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still
on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a
small woodland creature.
<br>
4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected
promotion.
<br>
5. Draw stick ...
0 Comments, 97 Views,
3 Votes
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The magic mirror 1/5/2006
Once upon a time:
<br>
There was a lady who was just out window shopping. As she
walked, she noticed a antique shop and decided to go in.
"May I help you, " the clerk asked. "No
thanks, " she replied, "Just looking."
"Well feel free to look but, if I could have a minute
of your time, I'd like to show you something very special."
The clerk said. The lady agreed and together ...
3 Comments, 245 Views,
19 Votes
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Nun Such 1/4/2006
Two nuns walk into a liquor store. They shopped around for
a bit and finally came up to the counter with the biggest
bottle of burbon they could find. The manager said "
Uh, I mean no disrespect Sisters but...uh...I thought
nuns didn't drink." "Oh no, my son, "
the nuns replied, "This is for our Mother Superior's
constipation." "Burbon.....as a constipation
cure?!?" the manager asked. ...
5 Comments, 232 Views,
19 Votes
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Ashes to Ashes 12/23/2005
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their
lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time,
and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
<br>
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm
going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
<br>
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman,
so I'm going to scatter his ashes ...
2 Comments, 243 Views,
25 Votes
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the guy walker 8/27/2005
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on
the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender
for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.
<br>
The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three
ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
<br>
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
<br>
...
2 Comments, 359 Views,
33 Votes
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HAHAHAHAHA! 8/27/2005
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he
see's a big jar full of change and a little card that
reads:
<br>
Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have
to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh.
<br>
COST $5
<br>
So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom.
Two minutes later they come out and the ...
0 Comments, 222 Views,
18 Votes
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bar jokes 8/27/2005
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk
and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how
their conversation went.
Guy 1: Yah..I'm originally from Dublin, Ireland
Guy 2: REally?! Me too!
Guy 1: I went to O'Malley Highschool.
Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate?
Guy 1: 1988!
guy 2: Same here!
<br>
A guy sitting next to them was amazed how ...
0 Comments, 174 Views,
16 Votes
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April fools joke 8/27/2005
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A
few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.
<br>
A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's
through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
<br>
The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming
about in there? ...
0 Comments, 165 Views,
12 Votes
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animal jokes 8/27/2005
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted.
The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called
911. When the person answered the hunter told them that
his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm
down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden
the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the
line and said ok he's dead for sure.
0 Comments, 133 Views,
8 Votes
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Jokes for life 8/27/2005
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A Dutch joke about Belgians:
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Belgium?
<br>
A: God couldn't find three wise men in Belgium.
<br>
(source: a colleague's friend in Holland)
<br>
A pair of Missouri jokes about Arkansas:
<br>
Q: What's considered foreplay in Arkansas?
...
0 Comments, 92 Views,
6 Votes
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Baby Jokes 8/26/2005
Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
...So you can watch it's expression.
What is pink and bubbles, and scratches at the window?
...A baby in the microwave.
How do you make a baby cry twice?
...Rub the blood of your penis onto his teddy bear.
5 Comments, 174 Views,
22 Votes
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'the Trucker' 8/19/2005
This trucker always had to be on the road and was concerned
about his partner always being alone while he was gone.
One day as he was departing to 'hit the road', he
gave his partner $100.00 and said to go buy the biggest,
badest German Shepard he could buy, so that it could protect
him while the Trucker was on the road.
The partner went to the pet store while the trucker was gone.
He ...
0 Comments, 217 Views,
16 Votes
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Gay Joke 3 7/3/2005
What do car mechanics and gay men have in commom?
They both give great 'rim' jobs.
0 Comments, 245 Views,
15 Votes
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Gay Joke 2 7/3/2005
What is the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
<br>
<br>
When you take your meat out of the freezer it doesn't
fart.
0 Comments, 278 Views,
19 Votes
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Gay Joke 7/3/2005
One of my straight friends told me this joke the other day...I
knew it was tasteless but nevertheless it made me laugh:
<br>
What did one gay guy say to the other gay guy in the gay bar?
<br>
<br>
"Can I push your stool in?"
0 Comments, 287 Views,
19 Votes
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Bush's Stupidity 4/8/2005
President Bush and Vice President Chaney sat down inside
a resteraunt. A waitress comes over to take their order.
<br>
<br>
"I'll have a steak, well done, " said Chaney.
<br>
<br>
"And for you, Mr. President?" asked the waitress.
<br>
<br>
"I'll have a quickie."
<br>
"Mr. President! I'd expect this from Mr. Clinton,
but ...
5 Comments, 325 Views,
33 Votes
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favorite fruit or vegetable 1/29/2005
Three gay travelers found their car broken down in a very
rural area and approched the farmers house looking for
a phone to call for help. They called for help but the mechanic
could not get to them until the next day, The farmer offered
for them to stay the night and have a good supper and then
the could sleep there the night. As there was no other place
they could go they decided to stay. ...
1 Comments, 384 Views,
33 Votes
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best friends 1/28/2005
I was talking with a group of people recently and the topic
of troubles in marriages came up. we discussed this at length
for a while and then one of my casual married friends said
something that really got us laughing. He said that his
best friend had recently run off with his wife and tha he
was very upset about it. One of the guys said well I guess
you really miss your wife and he ...
0 Comments, 232 Views,
19 Votes
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I lost my dad 12/10/2004
A small kid was lost in the park. He went to a passing cop and
said, "I've lost my Dad!" The cop said,
"Lost your dad eh? Well what's he like?"
Without a pause the kid replied, "Beer and loose women!"
0 Comments, 372 Views,
35 Votes
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women's 5/12/2004
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. Fat Clothes.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced
lunch.
5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can
be considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ...
0 Comments, 221 Views,
15 Votes
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Notes written by doctors on patient charts unedited 3/31/2004
These are a few I find funny
<br>
1-Patient has chest pain if she lies on herleft side for
over a year.
<br>
2-On the second day the knee was better, and on the third
day it disappeared completely
<br>
3-She has had no rigors or shaking chils, but her husband
states she was very hot in bed last night!
<br>
4-The pelvic examination will be done ...
0 Comments, 236 Views,
18 Votes
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The traveller and the barn 3/31/2004
A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil
be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only
farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The
traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place
to sleep for the night Can you help me?"
1 Comments, 185 Views,
3 Votes
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The traveller and the barn 3/31/2004
A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil
be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only
farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The
traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place
to sleep for the night Can you help me?"
The farmer replies "I can only let you sleEp in the
barn" "that is fine" says the traveller.
So the farmer shows him the ...
0 Comments, 283 Views,
33 Votes
,5.81 Score
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Smart 2/23/2004
A boy at school was selling
smart pills for a dollar a
piece. Another boy bought
one but ot didn't seem to
have any effect. He then
bought another one and then
another. Finally he said,
" These smart pills don't
work. Besides, they taste
like rabbit droppings" The
first boy said, " You see,
you're getting smarter all
the time
0 Comments, 298 Views,
22 Votes
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what they have in common 1/17/2004
What does driving in fog & muff diving have in common.
Ans- You can't see the cunt in the front
0 Comments, 183 Views,
15 Votes
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