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have you seen this man 5/5/2011
there was a toung man from bojas.who's
balls were made out of brass. when he clanked them togeather
they played stormy weather and lightning shot out or his
ass.
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3 Votes
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firemen 4/9/2010
In the middle of a terrible fire, the lead fireman discovers
two of his men have disappeared. He looks for them worried
and he does not find them anywhere. Suddenly, he realizes
one of the trucks is rhythmically moving. Open the door
and discover to his two men, one over another, fucking.
Ashamed he says: -But, what are you doing? -My partner had asphyxia problems. -And why do not you do him the ...
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3 Votes
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Quantic mechanics 4/8/2010
Do you know why quantic mechanics do not fuck?
Because if they find the position, they do not find the moment;
and if they find the moment, they do not find the position.
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0 Votes
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The construction site 7/2/2007
A couple of workman are working on a 110 story skyscraper
when the first workman says :damn, I gotta piss and the just
took the porta potty down the elevator to be emptied."
the second workman says "I have a solution for you.
You stand on this board and piss. we'll push the board
out, you piss, and by the time the piss gets down to ground
level it will be just a fine mist. No one will be the ...
0 Comments, 100 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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the guy walker 8/27/2005
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on
the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender
for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom.
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The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three
ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
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He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
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...
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33 Votes
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HAHAHAHAHA! 8/27/2005
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he
see's a big jar full of change and a little card that
reads:
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Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have
to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh.
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COST $5
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So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom.
Two minutes later they come out and the ...
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18 Votes
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bar jokes 8/27/2005
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk
and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how
their conversation went.
Guy 1: Yah..I'm originally from Dublin, Ireland
Guy 2: REally?! Me too!
Guy 1: I went to O'Malley Highschool.
Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate?
Guy 1: 1988!
guy 2: Same here!
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A guy sitting next to them was amazed how ...
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16 Votes
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April fools joke 8/27/2005
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A
few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.
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A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's
through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to
investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
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The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming
about in there? ...
0 Comments, 165 Views,
12 Votes
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animal jokes 8/27/2005
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted.
The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called
911. When the person answered the hunter told them that
his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm
down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden
the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the
line and said ok he's dead for sure.
0 Comments, 133 Views,
8 Votes
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Jokes for life 8/27/2005
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A Dutch joke about Belgians:
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Belgium?
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A: God couldn't find three wise men in Belgium.
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(source: a colleague's friend in Holland)
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A pair of Missouri jokes about Arkansas:
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Q: What's considered foreplay in Arkansas?
...
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6 Votes
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Baby Jokes 8/26/2005
Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
...So you can watch it's expression.
What is pink and bubbles, and scratches at the window?
...A baby in the microwave.
How do you make a baby cry twice?
...Rub the blood of your penis onto his teddy bear.
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22 Votes
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Gay Joke 3 7/3/2005
What do car mechanics and gay men have in commom?
They both give great 'rim' jobs.
0 Comments, 245 Views,
15 Votes
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Gay Joke 2 7/3/2005
What is the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
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When you take your meat out of the freezer it doesn't
fart.
0 Comments, 278 Views,
19 Votes
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Gay Joke 7/3/2005
One of my straight friends told me this joke the other day...I
knew it was tasteless but nevertheless it made me laugh:
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What did one gay guy say to the other gay guy in the gay bar?
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"Can I push your stool in?"
0 Comments, 287 Views,
19 Votes
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