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jim696998 80 M
25  Articles
favorite fruit or vegetable   10/24/2006

Three gay travelers found their car broken down in a very rural area and approched the farmers house looking for a phone to call for help. They called for help but the mechanic could not get to them until the next day, The farmer offered for them to stay the night and have a good supper and then the could sleep there the night. As there was no other place they could go they decided to stay. ...

1 Comments, 385 Views, 33 Votes ,3.15 Score
myerwin 37 M
11  Articles
the guy walker   1/7/2010

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. <br> The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. <br> He asks the first duck, "What's your name?" <br> ...

0 Comments, 359 Views, 33 Votes ,3.97 Score
couple   10/24/2006

Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." <br> Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" <br> Wife : "Those they gave away." <br> Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went ...

1 Comments, 235 Views, 23 Votes ,4.88 Score
shirokuma98 64 M
4  Articles
The traveller and the barn   6/14/2007

A young guy is travelling in the country side. Soon it wil be gettting dark and he needs aplace to stay.Seeing only farms around he decides to knock on one of their doors. The traveller explains to the farmer "i require a place to sleep for the night Can you help me?"

0 Comments, 185 Views, 3 Votes
nineinchnailme6 41 M
12  Articles
Baby Jokes   10/24/2006

Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender? ...So you can watch it's expression. What is pink and bubbles, and scratches at the window?
...A baby in the microwave. How do you make a baby cry twice? ...Rub the blood of your penis onto his teddy bear.

3 Comments, 174 Views, 22 Votes
kramer 45 M
12  Articles
Stress Relief   7/30/2007

Are you stressed out? Try reading this...

Stress Reliever # 1 Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ? Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problems ...

0 Comments, 119 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
No Joke!   1/7/2010

Jokes are for , thought youd all grow out of it by now, how sad 4 u

7 Comments, 106 Views, 6 Votes ,0.23 Score
2louinkw 69 M
2  Articles
The construction site   1/7/2010

A couple of workman are working on a 110 story skyscraper when the first workman says :damn, I gotta piss and the just took the porta potty down the elevator to be emptied." the second workman says "I have a solution for you. You stand on this board and piss. we'll push the board out, you piss, and by the time the piss gets down to ground level it will be just a fine mist. No one will be the ...

0 Comments, 101 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
zule 51 M
4  Articles
Quantic mechanics   12/16/2010

Do you know why quantic mechanics do not fuck?

Because if they find the position, they do not find the moment; and if they find the moment, they do not find the position.

1 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes
DragonMoonHP 53 M
23  Articles
Uncle Dragon Says   7/31/2016

6. Uncle Dragon Says: The man who leaves the toilet seat up tends to go deaf from the one screaming at him who fell in.

1 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score